While browsing 's deviant art (that's my sister, by the way) I became a little upset because she didn't credit me with the photoshop-age on a picture of my dog Frankie that she took. (Of course, I texted her immediately to thank her for that. Bitch.) Then I thought to myself, Why don't I have a deviant art account? So I searched to see if anyone was using the name TiffanyH. Aw, someone was. I became disappointed. Then I became a bit angry. I mean, who uses a perfectly good username that someone else might want, and then doesn't post anything. This TiffanyH person had none of their art posted. They did, however, have a journal entry so I read that.
What a shockerooney I received when the person's one and only journal entry sounded oddly like something I would have written. TiffanyH used both the terms 'artsy fuck' and 'yap'. How odd!, I thought, I used to use both those terms!
Surprise, surprise! Turns out I did in fact make myself a deviant art account with the username TiffanyH on April 1, 2005. I posted one journal entry, and never returned, until now.
Silly me. Now I need to dust this old account off and start adding some crap.

-T.H.